Velvet Ropes

She asks: "What happens when semi-famous-people-from-Hollywood meet people-who-might-be-slightly-famous-for-Washington?

"Is one more powerful than the other? Or is it like matter meeting antimatter, and they both explode? Eighties glamourpuss Morgan Fairchild walks past a fellow who looks a lot like Time magazine reporter and Plamegate testimony-giver Matt Cooper, and their eyes meet. And then, just as suddenly -- their eyes unmeet.

"Whoa!"

(Does anyone else find themselves really wanting to go out with with this girl?)