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Vol. I · No. 1Prolonging the Slow Death of NewspapersEst. 2026

RIP Lil Drank

The company pledges to remove the caffeine, guarana and taurine, but says nothing about the Smurf piss, wolf saliva and moon dust.

Steph Hayes: Come to think of it, people were buying a lot of Four Loko.

"Yeah," said Lauren Flanagan, who reflected on her day working at Detroit Liquors in St. Petersburg on Wednesday. One man scooped up several of the $3 clunky, candy-colored cans, mentioning something about a ban.

"I'm going to drink up now," he told Flanagan.

It's scramble time for folks who want to "Loko." Effective immediately, the makers of Four Loko will stop adding the energizers caffeine, guarana and taurine to the fruity malt drink.

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