It's No Swamp

Read Kelley Benham's piece on an unhappy swamp rat: It is, by almost any standard, a nice house. There's a Beware of Dog sign in the bay window and some junk cars around back, but compared with his old place, it's a mansion.

The codger cussing in the driveway does not care for it.

"It's just a g-d— house," he says.