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Vol. I · No. 1Prolonging the Slow Death of NewspapersEst. 2026

The Fabulous Fradulent Life Of Jocelyn And Ed

Sabrina Rubin Erdely (pdf): She told everyone her boobs were real, which was a laugh: They were immobile and perfectly round, and looked airbrushed, even in person. She credited her violet eyes to Lithuanian genes, rather than the purple contact lenses she wore. And on this afternoon last November, sitting in a Philadelphia hair salon with a college textbook open on her lap, she told the stylist she was a University of Pennsylvania student named Morgan Greenhouse. The name was as fake as the hair now being glued onto her head.

"I love this," Jocelyn Kirsch declared, fingering her new $2,200 auburn hair extensions. "Don't you love it?"

Her boyfriend, Ed Anderton, looked on adoringly. "I love…

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