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Vol. I · No. 1Prolonging the Slow Death of NewspapersEst. 2026

Here Is What Happens When You Cast Lindsay Lohan

Stephen Rodrick: Lindsay Lohan moves through the Chateau Marmont as if she owns the place, but in a debtor-prison kind of way. She'll soon owe the hotel $46,000. Heads turn subtly as she slinks toward a table to meet a young producer and an old director. The actress's mother, Dina Lohan, sits at the next table. Mom sweeps blond hair behind her ear and tries to eavesdrop. A few tables away, a distinguished-looking middle-aged man patiently waits for the actress. He has a stack of presents for her.

Lohan sits down, smiles and skips the small talk.

"Hi, how are you? I won't play Cynthia. I want to play Tara, the lead."

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