But I Just Saw Them At The Store

Read it: Though it is murder on the soul, celebrity gossip does keep us young, if only in the sense that it renders us childish and reliably gullible, the way some children can still be completely sideswiped by this particular bit of news: Honey, your father and I are getting a divorce.

Rare is the child who doesn't see a split coming in advance. Same with us, and Us.


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