The latest classic of straight-faced police reporting from Erin Sullivan:
Doyle Hardwick found himself back at the Land O'Lakes jail this week, this time for 60 days, all because he wanted to check his Facebook page in peace.
The trouble began brewing the evening of Sept. 24, as Hardwick plied his wife with beer, hoping she would go to bed. She drank. And drank. But didn't feel like going to sleep. So he called 911.
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