We Shared A Cab, You Hit Me In The Face

For your afternoon reading pleasure, a Missed Connections ad from Craigslist: Hi! I am almost 100% positive you remember me. I was standing in the cab line for about 15 minutes in 1 degree weather, and then you and your girlfriend ran in front of me in the cab line right as my cab, that I had been waiting so long for out in the ball shivering cold, arrived. Now I admit, I am a nice guy, and women get to take advantage of me quite often, but that said I haven't been laid in months, and when that happens, I somehow feel that the goddess of feminine nurture and chivalry can… how do I put this? Suck my six inch piano player. This is the point where I told the cabby what you girls did, and…