Danielle Dreilinger: First, the ref disarmed wrestler "Psycho" of his hula hoop.
The other Chaotic Wrestling fighters wore Lycra shorts and knee pads. Psycho, a reported 192 pounds and 5 feet 10 – plus a few inches of hot-pink hair – wore a straitjacket under a yellow singlet stamped with a happy face. The ref patted him down and found gadget after gadget, plus a slice of pizza. Psycho ate it.
He wasn't set up for victory against 340-pound Brian Milonas. But when the big guy socked his head into a post, Psycho just laughed. Milonas won. The crowd booed. A fan shook her head, saying, "This is not a fair match."
It was a Saturday night in Lawrence at the Plains Community Center. Chaotic…
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