Michael Kruse: BOSTON
Max Dougherty, an otherwise sane 28-year-old American male, has a tattoo of the Red Sox logo on his left chest and two cats named after members of the Red Sox team, and he never wears anything other than red socks.
He also once wet himself after a Red Sox win in the playoffs.
On purpose.
This was in 1999. There were 30 people at his apartment. His sister said she was so nervous she could pee her pants, and he told her that he would if the Red Sox won. Max Dougherty is a man of his word.
The front of his khakis turned dark.
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