Taking A Whack

Neely Tucker (thanks, Tamara): Let's pick it up, mid-action, according to Shaw:



Mona demands to speak to a manager. A customer service representative says someone will be right with them. Directs them to a bench, outside. (Remember, it's mid-August.) Mona and Don sit.



Tick, tick, tick, goes the clock. Sit, sit, sit, go Mona and Don.



For. Two. Hours.



And then -- this is the best part -- the customer rep leans out the door and says the manager has left for the day. Thanks for coming!



Oh, the sputtering outrage!



The insulting idea that, as Shaw puts it, "they thought just because we're old enough to get Social Security that we lack both brains and backbone."



So, after…